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  “Oh, I know,” she says. “There was this one kid in line who asked his mom for a dirt bike and she said she’d see what Santa could do. I don’t know about you, but when I was a kid, that was a line my parents used for, ‘not a chance,’ but before he came up to see you, the mom asked me to tell you to say yes!”

  “Is that why you whispered something about that dirt bike earlier? I didn’t hear all of what you’d said and I didn’t have time to ask you about it. That kid was a huge brat.”

  “Yep, that’s what that was about—and I know! He kicked me in the shin on the way out because I didn’t give him two candy canes.”

  “Unreal. Sometimes kids are assholes,” I laugh. I don’t want her to think I’m being serious, but in a way I kind of am.

  “Yeah, they are. My niece and nephew wouldn’t act like half of these kids. My sister would be all over their ass like white on rice if they said or did half the things I heard in line tonight.”

  “Good for her,” I say, and I mean it. I admire parents who put their foot down and discipline their kids. The days of handing out participation trophies are over. It’s time for kids to wake up and see that life’s not always fair and that actions have consequences. “I bet when you have kids, you’ll be a great mom.”

  “Thanks, but I hope that’s not for a very long time,” she sighs. “I just got started in my career and it’s the reason why I have this,” she points to her arm.

  “What? Biceps? You need muscle to discipline kids?” I tease. “Are you some sort of drill sergeant?”

  “No,” she laughs. “A birth control implant. I’m a bit of an airhead when it comes to taking meds so I had them give me an implant in my arm. This baby will last until I’m ready to have kids, and if I’m still not at that point in my life, I’ll get another.”

  “How did so much beauty and intelligence get rolled into one package?” The minute the words leave my mouth, I realize that I said them out loud.

  “You’re funny,” she laughs. “Most of the time I feel like I don’t have any of my shit together, but thanks.”

  “It’s true,” I say. “I guess you’ll follow me?” I ask as we get to the parking lot.

  “Definitely.”

  I wait for her to get settled in her car before we pull out of the parking lot. Hopefully, it’s not the only thing I’ll be pulling out of tonight.

  Chapter 7

  Jess

  The alcohol is flowing and the laughter is never ending. Jimmy and Jake are hilarious, and I’m so glad they invited me over tonight. I’ve needed this for quite a while.

  None of my married friends ever have time to hang out because they’re always so busy with their husbands and children. It’s nice to hang out with people who are like me, but it’s even better that it’s a set of hot twins. It’s hard to keep them straight now that we’re all in one room. They look alike, sound alike, and even talk alike. The two of them even keep finishing each other’s sentences! I know they’re twins but it’s like they even have the same personality. It’s insane!

  If it weren’t for seeing Jimmy wearing a blue shirt when we left the mall, I would be completely confused as to who is who. But I think they know this and are having fun playing tricks on me because they went in their room and changed to wear matching clothes.

  “So, let’s play a game,” Jimmy says—or, at least, I think it’s Jimmy. It could be Jake. I hate this. Ugh!

  “What’s that?” I ask as both of them sit on the couch across from me.

  “Let’s see if you know us well enough to guess who’s who. For every question you get right, we take a shot, but for every question you get wrong, you take a shot.”

  Oh shit. This could end up so bad. Is it terrible that my eyes immediately dart to their crotches? I know Jimmy’s got a big dick because I couldn’t stop staring at it practically every night that we worked together.

  My jaw drops! They’re wearing mesh athletic pants—the kind that’s got all the little tiny holes but you can’t see anything—and holy shit balls! They’ve both got huge dicks! Their packages are bulging in their pants and now I’ll never be able to tell who’s who!

  Fuck my life. I’m going to end up so fucking wasted.

  “I don’t think that’s such a good idea,” I say. “You two are identical and I’ve only known Jimmy since I started working at the mall and I just met you tonight,” I say, hoping I’m talking to Jake.

  “Well, you’ve got it half right,” he replies. “You’ve known me since you started working at the mall and you met my brother tonight.”

  “Oh, fuck,” I say. “I don’t like this game. You guys are going to get me wasted!”

  “Yeah, but we’ll take care of you,” Jake says, winking at me.

  “I bet! Let’s play a different game,” I suggest. “How about truth or dare, or cards, or anything besides something that’ll make me take a shot every two minutes.”

  They smile at each other. “Okay, truth or dare, it is,” Jimmy says.

  I don’t know why but the leer in his eyes sends shivers down my spine and stirs all the butterflies in my stomach when he looks at me. These two are up to something. I have a feeling that we might be playing innocent games, but they’ve done this before and I’m in way over my head.

  “Who goes first?” Asks Jake.

  “She does, it was her suggestion. Who do you pick?” Jimmy asks.

  “I’ll start with you since we’ve known each other the longest. Truth or dare, Jimmy?”

  “Dare.”

  Damn. I knew he’d say that, and I was hoping he’d pick truth.

  “Okay, I dare you to let us see your internet history,” I say. Hey, if they’re not playing on a level field, why should I? Besides, I’m curious to see what goes on in that head of his.

  “Oh, shit,” Jake laughs. “You might want to pick a different dare, or go with truth.”

  Jimmy stalls, not quite knowing what to say or do, and I suddenly realize that maybe I went a little too personal with my dare.

  He sighs, reaching for his laptop. “I should’ve picked truth.”

  “If you want me to give you a different dare, I can,” I say, regretting asking him to show his browser history.

  “It’s okay,” he says, typing in his password to unlock his computer. “Here you go.”

  Jake and I eagerly dart to his browsing history and upon first look, it doesn’t look too bad. I see he was on Facebook and looked up a recipe, some car stuff, email, etc. You know, it’s just typical stuff but I take a second look based on the way he and Jake are behaving. Again, nothing catches my eye until Jake clicks on one of the Facebook links and says, “What’s this, Jimmy?”

  The page opens to my Facebook profile. Holy shit! He was stalking me on Facebook. How did he even know my last name?

  I don’t remember telling him my last name, but I guess it’s possible he could’ve seen it somehow at work. “Oh,” I say, embarrassed and wishing I would’ve picked a different dare. I want to say something—anything—to make this better but there’s not much I can offer at this point.

  “I guess now is the time to tell you that I looked you up on Facebook,” he says. I can tell he’s a little embarrassed too but I try to play it off like it’s no big deal. “I was going to send you a friend request but I didn’t want it to be weird.”

  “Noooooo,” I say, acting goofy. “This is much less awkward.” All three of us laugh and Jake breaks the tension by saying he’s next.

  “Truth or dare, Jessica?”

  I mull it over as I contemplate what dare they could possibly put me up to or what type of truth they might ask. With as much alcohol as we’ve all had tonight, there’s no telling what’ll come out of their mouth or what I might do. “Dare,” I spit out before I can’t take it any more.

  “I dare you to take your bra off,” Jake says. There’s a smile on his face—a very big one, in fact—but I can tell he’s not joking.

  “Ummm,” I look at the two of them. “Take my b
ra off?” He nods, and Jimmy looks like he’s enjoying this dare a bit too much. I guess I should consider it payback for the browser history thing. “Do I get to keep my shirt on?”

  “It’s up to you but we’d prefer it off,” Jimmy says. He’s joking but I can tell he’s serious at the same time.

  “I bet you would!” I laugh. “But I think I’ll leave my shirt on.” Not that it’ll do much good because when I got dressed for work today, I wore the lowest cut top that I own! With no bra on, I’d better be careful that my nipples don’t accidentally pop out.

  “Damn,” they say simultaneously.

  Now it’s Jimmy’s turn and he picks me, even though I just went. “Hey! That’s not fair. I just had a turn!”

  “Life isn’t fair,” he teases, taking a shot. “Truth or dare?”

  I’m a little worried about what he might make me do so I say, “Truth.”

  A sly grin spreads across his face. “Is it true that you think we’re hot?”

  “Jimmy!” I gasp, nearly choking on my Jack and Coke.

  “Answer the question,” he teases, smiling from ear to ear.

  “Yep, you have to,” Jake chimes in. “So, what’s the answer?”

  “You guys!” I can feel my cheeks heating up. Man, are they putting me on the spot. “I don’t like this game anymore. Let’s play a different one.”

  “Nope, not so fast. You picked the game, now answer the question. Do you think we’re hot?” Jimmy asks. Taking a long, slow drink from my cup, I polish off the rest of it before I realize that I’ve just downed almost twelve ounces of liquor. “What? Cat got your tongue?”

  “I need another drink,” I say, standing up. “I’ll be right back but you guys can think of something else to do. We can watch a movie if you want.”

  “Uh-uh,” Jimmy says, following me into the kitchen with Jake right behind him. “Answer the question.” I shake my head and nervously laugh, putting forth my best smile while I try to hide my embarrassment. “Just say it.”

  “You guys!” I say, pouring myself another Jack and Coke.

  “You can’t say it, can you?” Jake asks. “I think she does think we’re hot but she won’t admit it.”

  The two of them crowd me as I top off my cup and take another sip. They’re so close that I can smell their cologne and every pheromone that their sexy bodies are emitting. If I thought my ovaries were doing somersaults when I watched Jimmy with the kids in the mall, they’re doing backflips and cartwheels with the two of them towering over me.

  All at once, I feel both of their warm breath on each side of my neck and virtually become a hot mess. Leaning back against the two of them, I feel their hands on my ass and on my waist. Jimmy wastes no time putting his lips against my neck, trailing slow, deliberate kisses along the length of my throat. My knees feel like they’re going to buckle but before that can happen, they scoop me up and place me on the kitchen counter.

  Facing them, they each take a side of my neck, kissing and sucking it. I toss my head back, granting them full access as I spread my legs wide to accommodate both of them standing before me. Jake’s hand snakes up under my blouse and immediately takes my breast in his hand, kneading it and playing with my nipple while Jimmy’s hand travels up my thigh until he reaches my crotch.

  I’m already wet and I know he’s going to find out the instant he touches my pussy. My panties are already wet and it’s only a matter of time before he knows how hot I think they are. I wrap my hands around their biceps, feeling their hard muscles, and break out in goosebumps.

  They are so fucking ripped!

  Just as I’m thinking about how amazing their arms are, Jimmy’s hand slips inside my pants and he knows exactly how turned on I am.

  “Oh yeah, you fucking want us bad,” he purrs in my ear.

  Chapter 8

  Jimmy

  “Let me see,” Jake says, sliding his hands into her panties. “Fuck yeah,” he murmurs, his nose brushing her hair away from her ear, his lips barely touching her neck. “Mmm, nice and wet.”

  “I think we should take this to the bedroom,” I say. Simultaneously, we lift her off the counter and carry her to my room. The minute she hits the bed, the two of us are on top of her, kissing her and fondling her curvy, beautiful body.

  Together, we peel her leggings off of her and toss them on the floor. Her breaths are already so ragged. Desperate. And we’ve only begun. She’s in for a real treat tonight. I give him the signal and we hook our fingers on each side of her panties, rolling them down her thick thighs until they’re completely off her body. I can’t stand to look at her bare pussy for another second and immediately dive right in while Jake busies himself with removing her blouse.

  With her legs spread wide, I slip my tongue between her legs, starting at her clit. Her pussy is so damn wet and my cock is already so fucking hard. She tastes so fucking sweet and I can’t get enough of her. Sliding my tongue inside her, I taste everything she has to offer as she moans our names. Glancing up, I see Jake paying full attention to her girls, alternately sucking each of her rock hard nipples. Her tits are perfect. Her pussy is perfect. Her whole fucking body is perfect.

  Tongue fucking her, her back arches and she moans while my thumb rubs her clit and Jake continues paying full attention to her breasts. She tries to reach down to touch herself but I mumble, “Uh-uh,” and Jake grabs her wrists, pinning them above her head.

  “Fuck,” she hisses, sucking in a deep breath.

  “You like that, baby?” I ask, taking my tongue out of her for a second. “Let me show you something else.”

  Sliding two of my fingers inside of her, I can feel her stretching to accommodate them. She’s so fucking tight! Her loud moans are accompanied by her hips bearing down on my fingers. “Oh, you want more of that?” I ask, shoving my fingers in farther. Bucking her hips, she begins riding my fingers while my tongue traces the outline of her hardened clitoris. She’s so fucking turned on and we’re going to make sure she never forgets about this experience. We’ll show her exactly what we can give her.

  “Oh, god,” she cries out with my face still buried between her legs. “Fuck, I’m going to come!”

  “That’s it baby, come for us,” Jake says, biting her nipple.

  At that exact moment, I feel her channel tightening around my fingers as her hips bear down even more. Curling my fingers, I hit her G-spot and damn near send her into convulsions. Her moans turn into loud, panting screams of “Fuck! Oh fuck!”

  Jake and I smile at each other as we watch her ride out her orgasm. After a moment, she finally catches her breath and pushes her hair out of her face. “Oh my god,” she says. “I’ve never come that hard!”

  “That’s only the first of many,” Jake says. “So you’d better get used to it.”

  “Wait, I need some recovery time after that. I’m so sensitive right now that there’s no way you can touch me down there,” she says. “But I can think of some things to show the two of you while we wait.” Smiling, she sits up on the bed and scoots around until she’s near the bottom of the bed and my eyes never leave her perfectly round ass. She gets on her knees, “We’re going to need to take these off,” she tugs on our pants.

  She doesn’t have to tell us twice. My cock has been hard since the day I met her and I’ve been ready to go all night. Quickly, Jake and I yank off our pants and toss them on either side of the bed. “And these, too,” she says, grabbing at our boxers.

  “Oh, if you insist,” Jake says as we hastily throw them with our pants.

  Once naked, the two of us lie side by side and she climbs her way to the middle until she’s right between us, still on her knees. Reaching down, she grabs both of our cocks at the same time and just the touch of her fingers wrapping around the base of my dick is enough to make it jump. Smiling, she leans down, seductively licks her lips, and runs her tongue up and down the length of my shaft while she slowly strokes Jake. Her eyes never leave mine and she knows exactly what she’s doing. Leaning over t
oward Jake, she repeats the process, her eyes still locked with mine. I’m jealous that her tongue is on his cock but watching her tease me makes me want to fuck her that much more.

  After coating both of our cocks with saliva, she returns to mine and wraps her rose-colored lips around my tip before slowly taking every inch of me into her mouth. She’s not even half-way down my shaft when the tip of my cock meets her tonsils and, for a minute, I worry about her gag reflex but a wide grin spreads across her face and she keeps going! She doesn’t stop until her nose touches my pubis region, and then she begins swirling her tongue along the base of my cock. It’s the best thing I’ve ever felt and I want to start fucking her mouth but I don’t want to hurt her.

  She looks over at Jake, steadily jacking him off while she continues to deep throat me, taking me in and out of her mouth. I think about anything I can to stop from coming because I want this to last forever. A few minutes pass by and I don’t know how much longer I can hold out but, fortunately, she takes my cock out of her mouth which is completely covered in her spit.

  Stroking it while twisting her hand, she leans over toward Jake and starts to go down on him. Between her blow job and the amazing hand job she’s giving, I can’t wait to get inside her. I’m glad she’s on birth control because I guarantee I’d knock her up tonight if she wasn’t.

  Jake’s having trouble holding out, too. His eyes are in the back of his head and I know he’s doing exactly what I did. Right now he’s probably thinking about baseball or football because if he were to concentrate on what she’s doing, he’d blow his load right down her throat. She’s easily the best blow job either of us has ever had.

  While she busies herself with him, I reach over and begin rubbing my fingertips along the curves of her body. She’s so soft and smells insanely good. Scooting her lower half toward me, I take that as permission to play with her again. Tentatively, I run my fingers up her thighs and keep going until they find her clit again. She’s still so wet from earlier that I don’t need any lubrication when my fingers enter her again for the second time tonight.